New Wave Feminists are here to take feminism back from those who have corrupted it.

Sometime before we were born our womanhood was traded for a handful of birth control pills, the "privilege" to degrade ourselves in playboy, and the "right" to abort our children.

We embrace the early American feminism of Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B. Anthony, which was righteous, virtuous, intelligent and moral.

Also, we're pretty flippin' funny and have totally rad hair.